Wives I Have Fucked-Episode 6-Commission Only
So with these tough economic times, I found it necessary to snag a second job. Although Dd’s panty sales were going very well, we still needed an additional source of income. To no avail, I continually searched through the online job boards like Hot Jobs, Career Builder and Monster.
One day while I was at my primary job (I can’t quit until all of you subscribe to my sponsors sites, or buy a shit ton of our crap on eBay and make Doing My Wife the next internet sensation!) this plumber dude was fixing the water fountain in one of the hallways. Being the social butterfly that I am, I struck up a conversation and we talked for about 12 1/2 minutes about sludge, spit, cold water, Doing My Wife and how mean kids at schools smash other kids mouths into the water fountain spigot thingy as they innocently attempt to take a sip.
Well, Joe the plumber (I’d bang Palin nine ways to Sunday!) mentioned that the distributor of these fine water fountains (why was he fixing it then?) was looking for sales help. Apparently there was a big demand nowadays for drinking fountains! He gave me a card with a contact name and number and I went happily on my way.
When I got home, Dd was surprisingly on Fling, once again trolling for hot younger studs with big torpedo dicks. I told her about the plumber I met and how he said his place was looking for help. She asked if he was good looking and sent me on my way. Whatever.
So I pulled the card from my pocket and called the number Joe had scribbled on it.
“Hello, Halsey Taylor, this is Jenny can I help you?” A pleasant female voice said.
In my best studly Jim Ladd DJ voice I replied “Yes, my name is Scott. I met Joe from your company today and he said you may be in need of sales help”
“Oh, hi Scott!” she said gleefully, “yes, Joe said he had talked to you. What we have available is a commission only position for water fountain sales.”
My hopes were shot. Commission only water fountain sales, yay.
“But these aren’t just any ordinary water fountains”, she continued, “you will be in charge of our adult division. Joe told me you are the illustrious webmaster of Bang My Hot Wife, or Bone My Wife, or something like that. That’s hot!”
“Oh”, I corrected her, “I’m the guy from Doing My Wife, I don’t run those sites, that’s Dave Cummings.”
“Yea, I’ve heard of Dave,” she said, “but not of that Doing My Wife thing, what is that?”
“It’s not important,” I replied.
“Anyway,” she continued, “If your interested, you will be in charge of selling water fountains to strip clubs, adult novelty stores as well as to big corporate offices. You know like the Playboy, Hustler and Unvanilla.com corporate headquarters.”
Now she had my attention! She told me to come to the office and she would do an interview and show me the product line. I kissed Dd on the forehead, told her good luck with the torpedo dick trolling, and out da door I went!
When I got to Halsey Taylor, Jenny proved to be as beautiful as she sounded on the phone. She greeted me warmly and asked me to take a seat. She was talking to someone on the phone, apparently a client, and was discussing the advantages of something called the ‘Cunt Dribble Fixture’.
Truthfully, I would have liked to make Jenny’s cunt dribble right there, but I must ok that with Dd first. What a prize I am, eh!
Anyway, I was intrigued by the talk of this ‘Cunt Dribble Fixture’ and patiently waited for Jenny to finish up her pitch.
“Ok Scotty,” she said as she rose from her desk. “Lets go out back here and I’ll show you what you’ll be selling, if you are so chosen!”
“Great”, I said, “What, may I ask, is the ‘Cunt Dribble Fixture?”
“Patience young Padawan”, she giggled. “I’m going to show you.”
I watched Jenny’s tight ass as I followed her into the sprawling warehouse. My weenie was getting all tingly and shit. I grabbed my Blackberry and hit the speed dial for Dd.
“Yello”, Dd said. (Yes, Yello)
“Hi babe, it’s me. I think I may wanna fuck this Jenny girl down here at Halsey taylor, do you mind?”
“No Scott, I don’t mind”, she replied. “Seven well hung Fling guys just showed up at the house, so take your time!”
“Ok Bye” I finished.
With that cleared up, I caught up with Jenny and was very happy with what she was presenting to me! I would be selling pussy shaped water bubblers! True to life pussy shaped water fountains that you could drink from! This would be an easy sale I’m thinking. Jenny graciously did her best Price Is Right girl modeling pose and I moved closer to see the perfect pretend pussy’s!
Jenny urged me to try the first one out. She said it was modeled after her very own snatch! I placed my lips close to her synthetic formed labia’s, pushed her asshole, and low and behold! Cold, clear, delicious water spewed forth from the fake vagina! This was fabulous! I was definately confident that I could move a ton of these for her!
I moved closer to the second fixture and Jenny helped out by pressing the clit on this one. What a jokster she is! The cool water shot out in a gush of orgasmic looking spew and totally soaked my face!
I drank faster than Eddie Van Halen during their last tour, struggling to catch the water! These things were great! I expressed my enthusiasm to Jenny and she glowed with pride, smiling broadly and just beaming with excitement. As she raised her hand to brush her bangs out of her eyes, I noticed the wedding ring on her left finger.
“Oh, your married!” I exclaimed.
“Yes I am Scott”, she said without missing a beat. “I still have to conduct your hands on interview. Let me call him and make sure it’s ok if I boff you.”
This all seemed oddly familiar, as she turned away for a bit of privacy. Cell phone to her ear, I could hear her mumbling to him. She then flipped her phone shut and turned to face me again.
“All set”, she said. “He told me he had seven Fling bitches over the house and to take my time!”
She then began to strip seductively and before you know it, I was taggin’ this bitch doggystyle over her desk! While we were fucking, she asked me stuff like ‘why I wanted to work for Halsey Taylor’, and ‘why I think I could sell her Cunt Dribblers’. She also wanted me to explain an instance where I displayed legendary customer service. I answered her the best I could and it seemed like it was going well.
When we finished up, she said that based on my performance in my interview, I would only get 1% commission on every Cunt Dribbler sold. And the only reason she would hire me in the first place is because I ran the website Bang My Hot Wife. (I kept some of my dignity and let her continue to believe I actually ran that site). She then quickly called her hubby and told him to get the fuck rid of the Fling bitches cause she was still horny. Wow, what a bitch, I thought I did fine!
Ah well, it was commission only anyway.
