Doing My Wife!

So the other day, at my friends suggestion, I sent off a shit ton of cock pics to the ho’s that I talk to on Fling. Dd was sitting next to me and was fucking around on Fling as well, receiving her fair share of cock pics too. As she sat there and drooled over the various penis pictures that were sent to her, I waited to get a response from the girls I had sent my dick pic to. And waited…

Just as Dd began fingering herself to a picture of an abnormally large black torpedo dick, I got a new message from one of the girls I had been flirting with! I could not wait to see what she thought of my massive manhood! I quickly read her message, but saw no reference to my dick at all. She didn’t even compliment. She didn’t even criticize. She simply said: “Are you going to the Star Trek convention this weekend?”

I was confused. I know I look like a geek, but I’m horny here godammit! I don’t want to talk about sci-fi, I want to talk about getting fucked! I wanted to tell her what I would do to her pussy! How dare she make idle conversation and ask me such an innocent question. This is Fling, where girls come to get fucked, not to chat like a normal human being! What the fuck! Dd gets big black torpedo dicks and I get goofy girls that want to go to a geekfest Star Trek fucking convention! Plus she was married, so not only was I going to a convention of acne faced virgins, I was risking getting my ass kicked by this chicks hubby. She was African American and said her husband was built like Shaq, but didn’t like Star Trek, so she was going to sneak out and go with a guy from Fling. WTF, Cheating Ho.

I accepted the invite.

2 days and 4 hours later, her , I, the midget, the A380 pilot’s wife and Johnny Knoxville all went to the convention. I had asked Dd if she wanted to go. She laughed at me and said she would entertain herself while I was gone by inviting over 3 guys from Fling and methodically suck each of ‘em off while stuffing a giant cucumber in her snatch, film it, then sell it on eBay. Whatever.

Us geeks made our way to the Anaheim Convention Center, dressed as our favorite characters. I was Captain James T. Kirk of course! We pooled our change together, paid for parking and went inside. We were surprised to find out that other people from Fling had attended and we all wound up hanging out. We all headed to the mock up of the Enterprise flight deck to reenact a scene from the ‘Arena’ episode. I was stoked, I couldn’t wait to do the tuck and roll scene!

Although we were all having a blast playing Star Trek, it didn’t take long until the innocent fun turned into a geek-filled sex crazed mess! I mean, we are all sex starved, cheating Fling-ers! It was the right thing to do! It all started when I executed a perfect 3 point tuck and roll and landed right next to the black chick, who, today was known as Lieutenant Uhwhore.

My little Fling Uhwhore got on her knees and began sucking the fuck out of my dick! Just then, a nearby monitor displayed that fucking commercial with Shaq and Ben Stein, and all I could think of was her hubby busting in here and putting an end to our galactic gala! Fortunately, I was able to maintain my stellar erection and enjoy my first outer space interracial encounter!

Just then, the A380 pilot’s wife, who was green with envy at watching me get it on, came beaming over and demanded that I stick my phaser in her black hole. Who was I say no!

I plowed that green alien pussy with all the might of the cosmos! Talk about the big bang theory. She shuttered more than a Klingon starship that had just taken a direct hit…without deflectors up! All was well, until Uhwhore got jealous and started throwing a hissy fit! She told me to never contact her on Fling anymore. She actually got mad! Miss, I’m gonna cheat on my Shaq-like hubby. I told her to STFU and to go hang out on Swing Lifestyle from now on! She informed me, she would be returning with Shaq in less than an hour, so I figured it was time to jump to lightspeed and get the fuck out of dodge!

All in all it was a good time! Even the token Asian guy got to feel a little tit as we posed for a nice group picture.

As always, I would like to thank Fling for once again getting me laid! I will continue to spam girls endlessly with pics of my cock and type to them with really bad grammar! Hey, you may laugh, but I don’t see you fucking a green chick. That doesn’t happen from hanging out on any other adult personal sites, now does it?

BTW, when I got home I was still horny and wanted to fuck around with Dd. She said she was exhausted, and just sat there eating cucumber with ranch dressing. Go figure.