Doing My Wife!

I was talking with this guy I met the other day and we wound up discussing this whole website thing.

I will try to re-create the conversation here:

Guy: Hey Scott, how’s Doing My Wife comin’ along?

Me: Good! We’re having a lot of fun with it.

Guy: Yea, your wife looks great! I wish my wife was that kinky!

Me: Yes, I do too! (Laughter)

Guy: However, I was looking around at other adult blogs and shit and there is something that you’re missing.

Me: A warning page? Yea, I know I’m working on it.

Guy: No! These other sites have posts that tell all about how the guy fucked some chick he met from an adult personal site!

Me: Have you ever heard of fiction?

Guy: FICTION?! It’s more like friction! It seemed believable to me! (A look of revelation crossed his face and he appeared to get a bit angry). Your site may suck, but these guys that run real adult websites get a lot of pussy in real life!

Me: Oh yea, I can imagine.

Guy: Well, you should write shit like that, people will think that they could actually meet and fuck chicks like that. At least it’ll make your site interesting! (Oh snap, he is getting mad).

Me: Yea, and I guess people would think I am a stud. Banging all these chicks on the side. I mean you bought into the whole thing!

Guy: No, I mean, I … I knew it was just bullshit. Yea, I knew it! (Lies!)

Me: I thought you said it was believable to you, tell me what made the posts… (He cuts me off right here, definately mad).

Guy: Ah well, I try to give you advice and you just make fun of it! Of course I didn’t believe those posts! And you should change the gay colors of your site, that yellow and orange shit is really stupid! Good luck with your fuckin’ blogging disaster!!!

And with that I bring you: Wives I Have Fucked…

Dd was off shopping the other day, so I decided to hang out on Fling and browse through the hotties that live in my area. I came across this one ad from a lonely housewife whose husband was an Airbus A380 pilot and was never home. Her ad stated that she was tired of being in their beautiful home all alone, just doing mundane chores and watching Judge Mathis every single day. I was surprised at how young this babe looked, I mean to fly an A380 you gotta have a shit ton of flight time! I’m thinking hubby pulled down big bucks, so he could afford this high maintenance, younger bitch.

We ended up cybering, and wow, it was hot! We were getting all into it and shit when all of a sudden she said “Ah FUCK, brb!”

I sat patiently, right hand on the mouse, left hand in my lap, awaiting her return. When she got back she told me her washing machine had just broken down. Apparently it would not complete the spin cycle, so all the clothes were stuck inside, all soaked.

I pretended to know something about washing machines and told her I could come over to take a look. I mean, what better excuse to invite myself over! She said her hubby would be gone until the next day and was probably banging some hot young flight attendant, so yea, she said to come on over!

When I arrived I was amazed at how gorgeous this bitch was! But now I got to wondering if she would still want to fool around, or if this was just going to turn into an innocent service call.

I told her to get the fuck off the washing machine so I could take a look. I lifted the washing machine cover and looked around inside, totally pretending I knew what I was looking for. I then slid the machine away from the wall and skillfully scanned the back of it, hoping my ass crack wasn’t visible as I stooped down.

She said “It looks bad, huh?”

I was hoping the fuck she wasn’t talking about my plumbers ass.

“Well”, I replied “I don’t see anything obvious here. I may have to remove the back”. Well shit, why did I say that?

“No, don’t worry”, she said “it’s under warranty, I’ll have them come over to fix it later”.

Yesss, I thought. She just wants to get down to business!

She hopped back onto the broken appliance and beckoned me over. I approached her slowly and we began to get all romantic and shit! I was somewhat embarrased as I popped a boner as soon as she touched me! Damn Fling, you rock!

I must say, I looked very studly as she grabbed me from behind and began whispering my ear.

“Ohh Scott, your shirt is so soft. Is that Downey or Snuggle that you use?”

“Ohh cheating pilot wife”, I whispered seductively “it is actually the cheap Wal Mart brand of fabric softener sheets!”

“Mmm”, she moaned “it smells premium to me, are sure it’s store brand?”

“Yes, my dear”, I moaned back “it is…Does it make you hot?” At this point I was actually wondering why she didn’t comment on my Old Spice Swagger scent. Who cares! Wal Mart FTW!

I then spun her around (unlike her washing machine could) and we quickly changed clothes from a pile of laundry she had nearby. I was amazed at how quickly she changed her hair color! Nevertheless, we engaged in some hot making out, and my boner began raging as she shoved her tongue down my throat!

Well, she gave me an awesome blow job! And although it wasn’t as good as Dd’s (kiss ass), I still enjoyed guiding this cheating wife’s head onto my stiff cock.

We then began to fuck, and as I was enjoying her tight pussy, I couldn’t help but notice a pile of what looked like aircraft parts, black leather and a saddle lying nearby. In between thrusts I asked her what that was. She panted that it was some shit her hubby had brought home from work. As we fucked, we toyed with the idea of putting the broken washing machine to use, using the pile of junk.

We worked feverishly, parts flying, hammers banging and screwdrivers turning! Naked, we toiled for hours, laughing, joking and discussing how great Fling was!

When we finished, we had created a magnificent piece of machinery! A sex toy of gigantic proportions! Sybian had nothing on this! Her pussy got soaked at the thought of riding this monster!

I lifted her onto the saddle and set the dial to ‘heavy duty’. The machine began to chug and vibrate, sending orgasmic chills through my little cheating wife’s body! She moaned and growled and lost all inhibitions on her newly found friend. She imitated a bull rider as waves of orgasmic joy overtook her.

She told me to come closer, grabbed my dick and began wanking it like there was no tomorrow! As she rode the Maytag, she performed an awesome handjob on my stiff cock. I couldn’t take the excitement and blew my load all over the nice black gloves she had put on!

Unfortunately the machine worked great as a sex toy, but still would not complete the spin cycle. Her soiled gloves floated helplessly in the full tub of water.

“Oh well”, she sighed “at least it’s good for something now!”

“Yes”, I said excitedly “I can’t wait to come over again and have fun with you and your new friend!”

“Actually, you did me the greatest favor!” she exclaimed. “Since I have this new contraption to get me off, I no longer need boytoys to fullfill my longings! I can actually stay faithfull to my husband! You saved my marriage!”

“Oh, wonderful”, I said.

“Yes it is” she continued, “now get the fuck out and don’t come back or call me ever again!”

Great, first they take our jobs, now they take our women. Thank you Fling…