Shame On You Canada!
WTF. I have many friends and aquaintances from The Great White North and they are the friendliest, most caring and harmless people I know. Canada has produced some wonderful things like Molson, Nutella and Darren McCarty. And no Quebec, you cannot become your own country, state or whatever.
The music produced by bands from Canada is also some of the best in my opinion. Bryan Adams, Triumph, Nickelback (I’ll get to them in a minute!), and my favorite, Rush. Notice I didn’t mention Celine Dion. Let’s just forget that one ever happened, ok?
The scenery is beautiful, and although I have never been to Vancouver, it seems like one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Someday I will visit, eh! When I lived in Detroit, everyone used to go to Windsor for strip clubs, gambling and strong beer! I had nothing bad to say about our neighbors to the north until now…
As I said above, I would come back to discuss Nickelback. And I’m not happy.
Canadiens are caring I had said. Well, Chad Kroeger, I am ashamed of you! Well, not just you, but your whole fucking band. What kind of example
are you trying to set for your legions of fans. I can imagine, the life of a rocker is full of partying and debauchery, but most celebs keep that shit hidden. Ok, Tommy Lee is an exception, but with a dick like that he has an excuse. You don’t! Well, at least from what I can see! How could the band that produced ‘How You Remind Me’ do this? Although I guess from the lyrics in ‘Figured You Out’ and ‘Something In Your Mouth’ would lend a hint that you participate in such rude acts.
Behold, Mr. Kroeger, and yes, I gear this toward you since you are the frontman, BEHOLD this shit I was shown! That over there to the right, Mr. I can scream like a motherfucker, is an actual scanned Polaroid of a picture that made it’s way to my desk today! Yes, I said a Polaroid! A Polaroid One Step picture, old skool Mr. Kroeger, old skool! No hiding from that shit homie, no photoshop there. That is an insta-matic piece of evidence of the rotten things you are doing! And who is that I see you doing it to? Britney Spears?! WTF Chad. You lucky bastid! I mean, you rotten bastard how dare you! Your lucky no one reads this blog or you’d have some big trouble trying to explain this. Harvey Levin and TMZ would have a field day with this shit! Should I pass this along to them, hmmm, should I? Don’t think I can’t!
I would expect Britney to go along with this, but geez! Your Canadien, and Canadiens do NOT participate in this sort of behavior!
Yes, I received a Polaroid of her too getting her legs licked! Even though she may be a good time girl, you guys could have taken the initiative and just said NO! Although, I’m starting to think you guys initiated this Britney gangbang, loaded her up with Moosehead and had your way with her! Poor thing.
I’m done with this Chad! From now on just stick to the music and leave the girls alone! I had better not ever see a picture like that again or I will never illegally download one of your albums again! Bring honor back to Canada Mr. Kroeger. C’mon, you don’t see Geddy Lee running around doing this sort of thing. Concentrate on your voice and guitar and LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE!
